I know my rights!
Duncan Mac-Vicar P.: LISTEN I HAVE MY RIGHTS!!!!
This is a blog entry I pulled off one of the tech sites I read, which tells the story of what happened when a man in West Virginia found a wallet that someone had left behind, and having found the owner on an IRC channel, attempted to demand a share of his possessions, and when challenged insisted, "LISTEN I HAVE MY RIGHTS". Pretty hilarious. (For anyone wondering, KDE, Kopete and Gaim are all Unix software, the latter two being instant messenger clients.)