Where’s my sense of humour?

OK, so we’ve all seen that the person formerly known as Umm Zaid has dispensed some of her “pearls of wisdom” - a list of stereotypical blog topics that, supposedly, are all we Muslim bloggers ever write about (toxic waste dumping off Africa and patients’ lives being put at risk by exhausted doctors employed by cost-cutting contractors in the British health service weren’t listed, and for that matter, neither were responses to articles attacking Muslim women in British national newspapers). The article then disappeared (although it got reposted here), and was replaced by a post basically saying we all had lost our sense of humour. Well, where have I heard that before? (More: Izzy Mo.)

It would be a waste of time to respond to each of the points one by one, except to say that I do write about a lot more, that even though some of these debates have indeed been done to death over the years, there are sometimes reasons to talk about them again (such as when a British politician discloses information about Muslim women who visit him which should have been kept private, leading to a front-page hate campaign against Muslim women in niqaab) and that some of them are just caricatures of what people have actually said (the natural parenting reference is one example). However, I do wish to address the point of why Muslim bloggers don’t do much actual religious blogging, and that blogs which concentrate on religious topics go dead.

To begin with, some blogs do cover religious topics without going dead - Muslim Matters is one example, although I do admit that the religious topics get less comments than other posts (Yasir Qadhi’s recent post about being a “Mac convert” has 212 comments at the time of writing, while the religious posts that are on the front page have between 10 and 25 comments each). Perhaps the reason most ordinary Muslims have nothing to say in reply to an online lecture is that they really do not approach the level of learning of the person delivering it, so they do not feel qualified to respond. They may simply agree with it; people generally comment when they are particularly enthused, have something to add, or disagree with it (or with a comment on the post itself). As for Muslim Matters, many of us may follow the political and community aspects of that blog, but disagree with many aspects of its religious stance.

However, most people are not scholars, and not really entitled to dispense too much religious advice and admonition to others, let alone impart “Sufi wisdom”, and if they did so, it would most likely be in the form of cut-and-pasted lectures and articles from elsewhere, which would arouse the ire of people who held that their precious copyright had been infringed (ring any bells?) and besides, we all remember the “cut and paste” era and don’t want to go back to it anyway. Why would anyone read a blog which was full of unqualified religious opinion, or full of articles copied from other websites? This is why Muslim blogs tend to contain more worldly content, as a rule.

After people got offended, and said it was baloney from beginning to end (uh, that was me), she then pulled the “where’s your sense of humour?” trick out. Well, that’s a common response to anyone who objects when someone tells a malicious joke, or humiliates them, or rips five years’ work up in front of them and throws it at their feet like so much junk. It’s every school or office bully’s trump card. I can take a joke, but it does have to be funny, and this isn’t.

This is, however.

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  • http://mooslim.com/blog Mr Moo

    Sir, I applaud you in general for your writing, but specifically for choosing that particular clip. Yes, very very funny.

    As for the Umm Zaid piece, I wouldn’t take it directed at you, or me, or anyone else at all. I think it wasn’t a sniper rifle shot but rather a blunderbuss piece, meant for the general Muslim blogosphere. It covered many bases, and was meant in jest. But then again, that is just my interpretation.

    And now I have used military terminology on your blog, we are both gonna get done.

  • http://imuslim.tv iMuslim

    I actually got round to reading UZ’s post when I remembered Google Reader’s evil (but in this case, handy) ability to detect deleted posts in a blog’s feed.

    I thought it was a little OTT. If people want to write crap, and recycle topics, the blogosphere is big enough to accommodate them. Putting yourself in the position of master critic makes out that you know so much better, and are not so dumb as to make the same mistakes. Condescending jokes are not the most tactful way to give advice. Funny, yes. Tactful, no.

    In terms of excuses, perhaps UZ was just fed up, and did what all bloggers do best… vent on her blog. :)

    Btw, the ‘joke’ I was referring to on my FB/Twitter status was not hers. Just in case you thought I was calling you a Mr Grouchy Pants. :)

  • http://imuslim.tv iMuslim

    Btw, I am not a huge fan of Basil Fawlty… I hope that public admission does not cause my British Passport to be revoked.

  • Sandra

    Don’t worry about it man. Whoever wants to read your blog will read it and whoever doesn’t, won’t. As it talks about a lot of different things I wouldn’t worry about it being pigeonholed. As for the “just jokes!” part, well I agree with you it didn’t really come across that way, but I don’t understand the whole complicated history of this part of the blogosphere. Sounds a lot like other dramas in other parts of the internet, where everyone forgets…hey, it’s the internet! Let’s everyone not take ourselves too seriously.

  • http://oyhabibti.wordpress.com sabiwabi

    Salaam,

    I think the funniest part of UmmZ’s post was that she sounded like some sort of “all-knowing” blog Oracle. It actually creeped me out a bit. It was like some sort of disembodied voice, chastising us from the sky. But c’mon, she’s just a jilted and jaded ex-blogger letting off some steam. She has earned her right to pop in with her cynical remarks every now and then. I’ll give her that much. I’ll probably be just like her in about 5 years or so. Nothing sucks the life out of you like the Muslim blogosphere. UmmZ (if you’re reading this, you little ghost,you), stop by my blog and I’ll give you a big hug, a glass of milk and some cookies…all will be right with the world again. ;)

    iMuslim: PASSPORT REVOKED! If you say anything about John Cleeses’ genius again and I will jump across that lil’ old pond and slap you! How dare you!

  • http://imuslim.tv iMuslim

    @SabiWabi… I love John Cleese. I’m a big Monty Python fan. But I don’t like Basil. I think it’s for the same reason that I don’t like Alan Partridge and The Office. The protagonists are just so… well, pathetic. People laugh at them, not with them. That kind of humour doesn’t sit well with me. I empathize too much, and end up mortified myself, and am forced to change channels. I know: I’m weird! Hehe. :)

  • Thersites

    “toxic waste dumping off Africa and patients’ lives being put at risk by exhausted doctors employed by cost-cutting contractors in the British health service weren’t listed”

    The first inspired three comments, the latter none.

  • Thersites

    ” I empathize too much,” Nabokov said if you ientify with the characters in the books you read you’d better be very selective in your reading. Same with T.V. programmes, imuslim. Part of the reason Basil Fawlty and Alan Partridge are pathetic is because they do not know it. If you took them at their own valuation they would be unpleasant and- in Basil’s case- possibly even dangerous.

  • http://getoutlines.wordpress.com/ Safiya Outlines

    Salaam Alaikum,

    For an ex blogger, Umm Zaid blogs more then most people, including me. Her blogging voice has always had a worldly wise from on high tone (for good or for bad), so I don’t see much new in the Lollipop Head guise.

    As for the list, yes, there are blogs like that and I avoid them like the plague. However, I know that some of these bloggers are just working out their issues via the medium of blogging, particularly the converts or returners to practice. However, I still read loads of Muslim blogs, including:

    Yours, Southern Muslimah, Dictator Princess, Fairuza, LuckyFatima, Muslim Muse, Achelois, Shalom 2 Salaam, Ginny’s, Mr Moo, Baraka, Darvish, Sweep the Sunshine, Brooke’s, Abu Sinan’s, G. Willow Wilson’s and many others, none of whom fall into that category. Several of those blogs are award winning, the writing quality is good to outstanding and plenty get big hits.

    I tell you what I am sick of in the Muslim blogosphere. People who read something they disagree with and instead of commenting on that blog, or writing a response post with a track back, they instead write a vague passive agressive post which calls out people but stops short of naming names.

    Hello, we read the same blogs, we know who you’re talking about and we’ll remember that the next time you lecture us about deen or back biting. Yes, that includes Umm Zaid.

  • gess

    Any ‘Allo ‘Allo fans here :D

    It is my favourite sitcom, and regardless the many repeats I watched, I still find it very funny. I don’t like Fawlty Towers, and part of it has to do with Manuel’s role. Poor man! and don’t you think it is also racist? Or is it British humour?

    I don’t understand all the uha about Ricky Gervais. The guy is not funny and I can’t force myself to watch 10 sec. of him.

    Give the job to Kate Winslet

  • http://www.blogistan.co.uk/blog/ Indigo Jo

    gess: John Cleese explained Manuel in terms of being a satire on the foreign waiters employed by various restaurants he had visited in London, particularly a chain of steak houses, who almost never spoke English properly and your chances of getting what you wanted were about one in six. The point was that people like Basil hired foreign staff because they were cheap, much as with so much else (e.g. O’Reilly the builder). In some episodes Basil was shown practising his appallingly poor Spanish, and in the first episode a guest managed to get through to Manuel by actually speaking it.

    As to whether it’s racist, it kind of fits into the British attitude to racism against other white people, as opposed to non-whites (and Jews). The British tabloids very freely use phrases like “the frogs”, “the Hun” and “Welsh windbag”, but wog, Paki and Yid are out. There’s not a Spanish/Portuguese underclass in the UK; they are considered EU nationals (although they weren’t in the 1970s) and even those with British nationality are not regarded as an ethnicity unto themselves, unlike in the USA (although, of course, black people from Portugal are considered black).

  • gess

    Thank you Indigo Jo. It explains many things.

  • http://www.tasmiya.com Tasmiya

    I read UZ’s entry & I don’t know if it was meant to be funny and light-hearted or a snarky dig at particular blogs. It could be read either way, I suppose. I didn’t see your blog in any of it (or any of the Muslim blogs I read for that matter.)

  • http://www.themuslimah.com Umm Layth

    as salamu ‘alaykum

    What is there to say when we read reminders for the heart and religious topics (apart from questions or a thumbs up? I read deeni things online all the time and I don’t know what to say as they are strong reminders. Strong reminders lead one to get off the internet and do something more productive, I think.

  • maghi85

    hilarious… i love reading this blog… unlike the rest of the blogs this is the only blog that is done with a bit ihsaan may be others could learn from it

  • maghi85

    yikes!! before some blogger takes offense i meant the only blog that I’ve come across so far and I haven’t come across many

  • http://minaretmuse.wordpress.com Minaretmuse

    Blimey. I read the post and…laughed. Really, her tongue was firmly in her cheek. Can’t see how you could miss it. Sure it’s a bit cynical, yet still wittily done. A bit of self-criticism is surely a healthy thing amongst all those awards y’all keep getting, right?

  • http://www.southernmuslimah.blogspot.com UmmFarouq

    I’m a bit late coming around on this subject, I think. Chalk it up to baseball season in Jordan.

    Lolly/UZ is a friend of mine. I started my blog when she was probably the most popular Muslim blogger around. Sometimes I used to read her posts and I’d have to get up, walk away, and come back to them, because she had this uncanny ability to climb inside our collective heads and analyze “stuff” in a way we were afraid to. Or too dumb to. Or just too apathetic to wake up enough to. (sorry for all of those prepositions)

    I really do miss her but I wholeheartedly understand some of that cynicism and where its origins are. Life’s too complicated these days to just throw out pithy maxims, be they ummah-related, gov’t-related, or whatever. I think that The Club of Towing the Line of Condemnation (when did that end? late 90s? Or is it still going on?) wore out so many of us and may have even driven some of us far, far away. Those of us who write about our latest breakfast outings (eh hem) aren’t overlooking the big picture—our religion—but some of us are just better at dealing with the wordly in words.

    Man, I love Monty Python.

    And Mrs. Outlines, thanks for that shout-out.

  • http://www.blogistan.co.uk/blog/ Indigo Jo

    As-Salaamu ‘alaikum sis. UmmFarouq,

    I have long taken a position of refusing to play the “condemnation game”. It always falls on deaf ears anyway; people demand that you condemn, themselves supporting terrorists actions against Muslims by Israel and western powers, and then refuse to listen and carry on saying that Muslims won’t condemn terrorism and so can’t be trusted. I took that line when I first started seeing “American/British/whatever Muslims against terrorism” badges appearing on blogs; we shouldn’t rise to this kind of threat.