{"id":970,"date":"2005-02-19T14:02:09","date_gmt":"2005-02-19T13:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.blogistan.co.uk\/ijwp\/mt.php\/2005\/02\/19\/scorpions_muharram_survey"},"modified":"2005-02-19T14:02:09","modified_gmt":"2005-02-19T13:02:09","slug":"scorpions_muharram_survey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.blogistan.co.uk\/blog\/mt.php\/2005\/02\/19\/scorpions_muharram_survey","title":{"rendered":"Scorpion&#8217;s Muharram survey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leila (Scorpion) has filled in the latest survey that&#8217;s doing the rounds (she calls it &#8220;a mid-Muharram meme&#8221; although I&#8217;m not sure if it started in Muharram).  Umm Zaid has filled in a shorter version.  Here&#8217;s my crack at the full version:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em>1. Your name spelled backwards:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>htims hpesoj wehttam ro htims fusuy<\/p>\n<p><em>2. Where were your parents born?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mum &#8211; New Malden, Surrey, England; Dad &#8211; south London, probably somewhere near Camberwell.<\/p>\n<p><em>3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.org\/download\/\">latest version of WordPress<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>4. What&#8217;s your favorite restaurant?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The Moroccan Tagine, Golborne Road, London W10.<\/p>\n<p><em>5. Last time you swam in a pool?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t remember, actually.  May have been as long ago as 1997, in the sports facilities at my university in Aberystwyth.<\/p>\n<p><em>6. Have you ever been in a school play?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>OK &#8230; let&#8217;s try and remember.<\/p>\n<p>I was in a play called All&#8217;s Well That Ends Well, which wasn&#8217;t Shakespeare&#8217;s play of that name but something written within the school.  That was at Kesgrave in 1991 I think.  Then there was a French play at the same school&#8217;s prize-giving, in which a customer&#8217;s &#8220;fly in my soup&#8221; complaint was reuffed with &#8220;Impossible! Look at the menu &#8211; this is a vegetarian resturant&#8221;.  I was also in a couple of Christian plays in and around Croydon, one of them at the Fairfield Halls.<\/p>\n<p><em>7. How many kids do you want?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dunno.  I&#8217;m not the one that&#8217;s got to give birth to them.  Sometimes I think I&#8217;d like many, then I remember how difficult bringing up children can be nowadays.<\/p>\n<p><em>8. Type of music do you dislike most?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Any boom-boom house or garage music, particularly those which destroy classic songs (most recent example being a trashing of Steve Winwood&#8217;s <em>Valerie<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p><em>9. Are you registered to vote?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>As far as I know.<\/p>\n<p><em>10. Do you have cable?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No.  We have digital terrestrial TV here which, for a lot of people (including us) removes any need for the &#8220;57 channels and nothing on&#8221; cable and satellite TV services.  (Also, Rupert Murdoch owns Sky TV which seems to have a monopoly on the service.)<\/p>\n<p><em>11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No.  Nor a motorbike.<\/p>\n<p><em>12. Ever prank call anybody?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No.  Why would you want to do that?  Why would you admit to it?<\/p>\n<p><em>13. Ever get a parking ticket?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, a few times &#8230; I think the last time I got a ticket in my own car was in Kingston in 2003.<\/p>\n<p><em>14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No, I don&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n<p><em>15. Farthest place you ever traveled?<\/em><br \/>\nMa&#8217;adi, a southern suburb of Cairo..<\/p>\n<p><em>16. Do you have a garden?<\/em><br \/>\nYes, well, I live in my parents&#8217; house, and they have a garden.<\/p>\n<p><em>17. What&#8217;s your favorite comic strip?<\/em><br \/>\nFor all I read them, I&#8217;d probably say <em>User Friendly<\/em>. And Steve Bell&#8217;s cartoon&#8217;s in the <em>Guardian<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>18. Do you really know all the words to the national anthem?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No, who&#8217;d learn the lyrics to <em>God Save the Queen<\/em> anyway?  (What was it &#8211; God save the Queen, the fascist r&eacute;gime &#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><em>19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Shower. Always in the morning.<\/p>\n<p><em>20. Best movie you&#8217;ve seen in the past month?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Haven&#8217;t seen any in the last month.<\/p>\n<p><em>21. Favorite pizza toppings?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Whenever I do pizza (which is extremely rarely) I make my own.  With loads of vegetables, mushrooms, and a bit of meat.  I&#8217;m not into the deep crust pizza, it&#8217;s just air!<\/p>\n<p><em>22. Chips or popcorn?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Chips.<\/p>\n<p>(Update 23:10 &#8211; there was me thinking &#8220;when would you have to choose?&#8221; until someone pointed out that &#8220;chips&#8221; means what we call crisps.  We call fries chips over here.  I&#8217;d still say chips\/crisps, though, although I rarely eat either.  There is a nice brand called Tyrells, which makes crisps out of vegetables other than potatoes, like carrots, beetroot and parsnip.)<\/p>\n<p><em>23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>None.<\/p>\n<p><em>26. Orange Juice or apple?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Apple.  Copella&#8217;s apple juice is better than any orange juice you can buy, which has to come from Spain or Florida.<\/p>\n<p><em>27. Favorite type of chocolate bar?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Lyme Regis marzipan bar.  (Expensive, but de-lish.)<\/p>\n<p><em>28 When was the last time you voted at the polls?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>European and London council and mayoral elections, last June.<\/p>\n<p><em>29. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Must have been years ago, the last time my Nan grew tomatoes in her greenhouse.  (Though you can&#8217;t beat the smell of tomato plants.)<\/p>\n<p><em>30. Have you ever won a trophy?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t remember.  I&#8217;m pretty sure I have, but it was years ago.<\/p>\n<p><em>31. Are you a good cook?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well, my flatmates in Aberystwyth liked my cooking.<\/p>\n<p><em>32. Do you know how to pump your own gas?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hardly any filling station has people fill your tank nowadays.  It&#8217;s all self-service.<\/p>\n<p><em>33. Ever order an item from an infomercial?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n<p><em>34. Sprite or 7-up?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Neither.  (There&#8217;s a bottle of Sprite sitting in our garage, and I checked the ingredients the other day and <strong>it doesn&#8217;t mention fruit juice anywhere<\/strong>.  Get fizzy water and add fruit juice if you like fizzy fruit drinks.)<\/p>\n<p><em>35. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Uh &#8230; last time I remember was Woolworths in Croydon, 1993-4.  I was there when they got Jeff Banks from the <em>Clothes Show<\/em> to redesign the uniform to be stylish.  It wasn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><em>36. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My thyroid medicine.  (People who have thyroid deficiency get their drugs free.)<\/p>\n<p><em>37. Ever throw up in public?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Most people have at some time, but I can&#8217;t remember my last time.<\/p>\n<p><em>38. Would you prefer being a millionaire or to find true love?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m with Umm Zaid on this one.  And anyway, how could you possibly be offered this choice?  By being offered a million quid or bucks to rat on your &#8220;true love&#8221;?  No thanks.<\/p>\n<p><em>39. Do you believe in love at first sight?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s possible, but like Scorpion said, pheromones is the most likely explanation.<\/p>\n<p><em>40. Ever call a 1-900 number?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Wouldn&#8217;t it be expensive calling 1-900 numbers from the UK?<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember the last time I called a premium rate number.  There are usually ways to get out of it.<\/p>\n<p><em>41. Can exes be friends?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Possibly.  It&#8217;s possible to not be at each other&#8217;s throats, certainly.<\/p>\n<p><em>42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My sister, in 2003.<\/p>\n<p><em>43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ask my Mum.<\/p>\n<p><em>44. What message is on your answering machine?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Welcome to the T-Mobile voice mail service &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>45. What is in your backpack?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A book, an iPod (sometimes), some empty water bottles, and some magazines.<\/p>\n<p><em>46. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Have one last look at my blog to see if there&#8217;s any spam.  (Well, that <em>is<\/em> usually the last thing, it&#8217;s not necessarily my favourite.)  Coherently finish off a blog entry.  Kiss my mum good-night.<\/p>\n<p><em>47. What is one thing you are grateful for today?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Does there have to be only one?  I&#8217;ve finally found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wordpress.org\/\">decent blogging software<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>48. What is the first concert you ever went to?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Suzanne Vega, Fairfield Halls in Croydon, Surrey, in 1992.  (That may not actually have been the first, but it&#8217;s the first one I remember and which I actually wanted to go to.)<\/p>\n<p>Is that it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leila (Scorpion) has filled in the latest survey that&#8217;s doing the rounds (she calls it &#8220;a mid-Muharram meme&#8221; although I&#8217;m not sure if it started in Muharram). 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