And I'm a Penguin (but my Mac's well weapon)
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This Monday Charlie Brooker (Guardian columnist of Nathan Barley and TVGoHome fame) told the world why he hates Macs in the most-read page on Comment Is Free this week. He not only hates Macs, but also people who use them and "even ... people who don't use Macs but sometimes wish they did". Thabet @ Eteraz agrees with him. Brooker reckons that "Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui" and that the "I'm a PC/Mac" adverts, which in the UK feature a comedy duo called Mitchell and Webb, whom I've never watched, are "devastatingly accurate" for the wrong reasons:
[Mitchell & Webb] are a logical choice in one sense (everyone likes them), but a curious choice in another, since they are best known for the television series Peep Show - probably the best sitcom of the past five years - in which Mitchell plays a repressed, neurotic underdog, and Webb plays a selfish, self-regarding poseur. So when you see the ads, you think, "PCs are a bit rubbish yet ultimately lovable, whereas Macs are just smug, preening tossers."
I've been a Mac user for almost the last three years (I bought an eMac in Spring 2004). So, I'm perhaps not your typical Mac fan who's been using them since they were only one of a number of varieties of proprietary computer system (Mac, Amiga, Atari ST) or someone who stuck with them through the tough years (the 1990s when they were struggling to get their operating system sorted and before they resorted to buying Steve Jobs' NeXT company with a more-or-less ready-made solution). My first Mac OS was Panther, and I came into the Mac world when a Mac was what I enviously read about in computer magazines when I was 12 - a NeXT box (Cube or Station, it doesn't matter) - with a white case and with a fraction of the price tag. And I came from Linux, because I wanted a system with the stability of Unix but with some commercial applications.
Admittedly, some things infuriate me about the Mac system. Particularly mine, which is extremely heavy and requires anyone wishing to expand it (by upgrading the hard drive, for example) to take out bits of the computer's circuitry first. There simply isn't an affordable Mac that you can expand by opening it up and putting in what you need to put in. You can't install normal graphics cards, for example, in a Mac Mini because it's too tiny, so you're stuck with the on-board Intel graphics chips which use system memory rather than their own. You can open up the cheapest normal-size PC and stick in a graphics card (or get it included when you buy it), but to get a Mac with dedicated graphics memory, you have to pay £679 (nearly £800 when you include VAT) for an iMac. (Buyer beware: it's extremely difficult to get graphics cards for low-profile PCs - it took me months to find the one I'm using now.)
Then there is the obsessive Apple secrecy, evident in the fact that people who obtain pre-release versions of Mac OS X are not even allowed to post screenshots of what they try out, in case "the competition" get hold of it. (Owners of websites who posted the screenshots had to remove them after receiving threats from Apple.) This morning I registered for an "Apple Tech Talk" on their site out in Uxbridge later this month, and in the invitation I was informed that it was under a non-disclosure agreement, meaning I could not reveal what I learned there - as if someone could beat Apple to market with a product they only learned about with something they learned of at the tech talk.
But still, there are reasons why I like my Mac and I won't be stopping using it in favour of a Windows-based PC any time soon. Now that Windows VIsta is out, the first good thing about the Mac is that you don't have to buy a brand new system to get decent graphics out of Mac OS X, because the graphics aren't too flashy (and if you don't like the abundance of styles, you can download UNO for free and all your windows will look the same) and they look good on all Macs which aren't ancient. (Tiger didn't change that and I don't think the upcoming Leopard release will either.) It still offers the security and stability of Unix with a large user and application base which plays common media out of the box, and does not require anti-virus software even though some is available. The Mac and its operating system is produced by a company which gets the job done in a reasonable time - you can be pretty certain that the next version of the OS after Leopard will not take six years, assuming Steve Jobs is still around.
However, while I cannot see myself ditching the Mac for Windows, I have found myself increasingly using my old Viglen Pentium 3 which I bought for about £40 on eBay (with various upgrades, which brings it to rather more than that) because I've found a version of Linux which does not suck as much as a lot of Linux distributions do: OpenSUSE v10.2. For one thing, the digital photo manager digiKam is so much more pleasant to use than iPhoto - at least the 2004 version I was using, which is dog slow (and I'm not willing to pay them £50 for the latest version which is probably no faster). It does not take seconds to open up a picture, for example, and the system recognises my new camera (more on that in a future entry, insha Allah) when I plug it in. Unlike any of the Mozilla family of web browsers, Konqueror (via the KDE wallet system) remembers my Yahoo and Hotmail passwords. Fonts are no longer ugly, as they were on previous versions. You get the Spaces feature the Mac won't get until Leopard is out this year. You can customise the desktop far beyond anything you can do with a Mac or on Windows (you can even have the Mac-style menu at the top of the screen if you like). And the sort of trivial software people like to charge you money for on the Mac is free on Linux, although to give the Mac developers credit where it's due, some of the Mac shareware is better quality than some of the freeware available for Linux; it often gets abandoned when the developer finds he has other commitments.
You might notice that, having been a Linux user for a few weeks, I'm finding it more and more difficult to find things about the Mac to gush about. The fact is, however, that I was a generally satisfied Mac user for the best part of three years and I still go back to it when I need to type a letter and fax it straight out of the system's own modem. I still go back to it when I need to quickly transfer data from my Mum's old XP system, because although both Mac OS X and Linux use Samba to get data to and from Windows boxes, using it on the Mac is a piece of cake, which it's not on Linux. And if I ever have to use Photoshop, I certainly won't be investing in a Windows Vista system if it's not out for Linux by then. I'm not saying the Mac and Mac OS X are perfect, but I think they are better than Windows by a mile, and I wasn't convinced by any lifestyle marketing. I wanted a system that worked, so I bought a Mac. And it works.
Comments
Ah, an OS comparison post. They seem to be all the rage nowadays.
I've never owned a Mac, and haven't had hands-on experience with Vista yet. I've been dabbling in Ubuntu Linux for a while, and have it working just right these days. One thing that Apple deserves a lot of credit for is making things feel right without any customization by the user. My Linux box, on the other hand, took a while to get it feeling the way I like. But once I got to that level, it felt much better than my limited experience with OSX and even my heavily-customized XP that I've been using forever.
I'm certain Adobe won't be making a Linux version of Photoshop anytime soon. You're probably aware of GIMP, which is very powerful though not user friendly at all. Once you get the hang of it, it'll cover the Photoshop needs of 90% of the population; some advanced things, Photoshop will probably always do better.
For vector illustration, there is an amazing product called Xara Xtreme which has recently been open-sourced. It's not quite at the 1.0 level, but it's much better than any of the other open-source vector graphics packages I've used.
Posted by: Faraz | February 8, 2007 5:52 AM
Any company that despises its potential customers so much that they think this patronising garbage will help them "move more units" deserves to go broke.
Posted by: Thersites | February 8, 2007 8:33 AM
Assalaamu alaikum,
I don't know much about Macs, but I saw a video clip with a demo of the mobile phone they're coming out with, and it was pretty amazing.
Posted by: ummabdulla | February 8, 2007 10:17 AM
Interesting this really, considering I've just switched to Mac. To put some perspective to what I'm about to say, let me clarify my OS use over the years. I've been using Windows since version 1, and dabbled (but never found a stable use for) Linux since the first versions of Redhat. Now, I doubt there was ever a more ardent Mac-hater; I vociferously laid into anyone who saw otherwise, and I still think that, at that time (OS 7/8), my stance was fair, if a bit emotionally charged. But things have changed dramatically with the release of OS X and the Intel switch, both of which, I think, are strokes of genius. I recently realised what got me so vexed with Windows: system deterioration with time. Once your same Windows installation has been active for 2 years or so, everything just takes ages. If you buy a PC, it's stuffed with useless apps that don't get completely removed when you uninstall, and the system just seems to clog up over time. My 3-year old box now takes over 3 minutes to boot and even then freezes after booting about a third of the time. Then when I heard about (and saw) Vista's pathetic "solution" to security, I realised that there was no way I would be clicking through so many dialog boxes.
Now, admittedly, if I couldn't run Windows on a Mac, I probably would have been much more apprehensive, but now that you can, there was nothing to hold me back. My gaming is now solely console-based (Xbox 360 - something Microsoft's done really well), so I don't care about graphics cards: I just want to buy a simple machine that works: the Mac Mini will suit me fine (though I'm waiting a bit till the next iteration is released).
OS X lets me run Unix, but with some of the commercial apps I use regularly (Photoshop, MATLAB, Office), and an amazing selection of shareware/freeware (TextMate, QuickSilver, NewsFire, Pukka). The PC shareware market is full of junk and has become so flooded, it's difficult to find quality apps (though they do exist). The computer boots from cold in under 20 seconds and from sleep in about 5. Installing and uninstalling apps is a breeze. Searching is a breeze (especially with QuickSilver).
I think what clinched it in the end is that many of the productivity-oriented sites I visit on the net (43 Folders, Lifehacker) have always been more Mac-centric.
I will use Vista, but for now I'm migrating to Mac, and not feeling sentimental. Maybe it's the next stage in geekery, but it works, it's simple and that lets me focus on the tasks at hand.
Apologies for the length of this; I will write something on my own blog at some point.
Posted by: Saracen | February 8, 2007 11:55 AM
Just use the tool appropriate to the job. Macs were the tool of choice for graphic designers years back, but Quark Xpress and the Adobe Suite have been available for PC long enough to catch up. Many Mac users never realised this, continuing to pay over inflated prices for graphic-industry hardware, oblivious to the alternative. Never having been able to afford a Mac, I've always made do with Photoshop and Quark on my Pentium 3 PC with perfectly good result. It's only a tool. My new computer - a second hand Pentium 4 that had no hard-drive - runs Ubuntu 6.10 with the KDE interface and is doing everything I need perfectly fine. A tool for the job. Still need to keep the Windows PC chugging along for some tasks, but Linux and opensource software is quite a God-send when money is tight. Each to his own.
Posted by: Othello | February 8, 2007 2:12 PM