David Blunkett policy maker

The Register has linked this marvellous David Blunkett policy generator page – a site which can generate “draconian rhetoric, whenever you need it”. It may generate real Plonkett policy. (Hat tip: Roger Whittaker at Planet SUSE.)

On the subject of Plonkettry, have a read of this article in the latest Spectator (this is a Tory magazine, by the way) about how some guy was arrested and is being prosecuted for carrying a Swiss Army knife in his briefcase! Pretty scary stuff. (Registration required, free.)